Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
Boy, I love that sentence (: I'm not horny or whatever, I just find it cool. :D

&It's not like I don't want to upload pictures, the quality sucks.

-Evidence here, I want a new phone!-

Cute right the pigeon? Taken with my lousy phone yesterday @Beach road area. This special pigeon's not afraid of humans at all, it was like only a few inches away from me. Can try to pet it, but I scared it poke me! :X Anyway, I'm like bored now. // Went Peninsula Plaza today, look @bags but they're like so common please =.= Then walked to Bugis to search randomly for gift(s), best buys! I'm sucha pro, actually he is too. Cheap yet sincere roflmao.

JonJon: Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book. Let's see the results .. "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry. "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled; to tell ya the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything. A magic wang .. this was what Harry had been really looking forward to. "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work." "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches."

-- (Yeah, kinda sick but it's meant to be a joke. ;D) I shall be gone. Goodnight.