Rules: Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.

1. Your name: Blanche
To be extremely stoned, or high.

2. Your age: 16
Legal age for fucking in the UK.

3. One of your friends: Amelia
A crazy, awesome, loud, lovable girl. Impossible not to be smiling when around her. She lights up the entire room when she comes in. The bestest friend you will ever have. Sometimes known as Mia or Millie.

4. What should you be doing? Sleeping
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

5. Favorite color: Black
1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black. 2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.

6. Birthplace: Singapore
5 types of climate: hot, very hot, damn its freakin' hot, wow look roast human char siew all over the streets!, otherwise. 4 common interest among all typical Singaporeans: Food, glorious food! Shopping, Welcome to the Great Singapore Sale! Toto/4D, come Saturday Sunday.. will I win? (bai liu li bai hui bu hui kai), Education - "Boy AH! u finish tuition homework liao or not! Later got piano lesson! AIYO! Your spelling learn already anot?!" 3 MRT lines: North South line, East West line, North East line 2 hours(approx): is needed to travel from one end to another end of Singapore. 1 common language: Singlish "See liao lah... What you want?" "SCUSE"

7. Month of your birth: August
The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it.